Okay, who knocked the MOON off of its orbit?
This article shares all we need to know about a wobble in the moon's orbit, and according to POPULAR MECHANICS... this could mean:
2) Rising Tides.
3) High Tide Flood days.
Basically a bunch of really messed up stuff which will just kinda suck.
So, what do we do?
I'd say pray. Amen.